Input cheesy lines here; Looking for nice and sensitive guys; LOL sorry too busy laughing my ass off

Uh so yeah I used to write about how I like booze and playing the guitar, but then I kept getting asked about how I play the guitar drunk, turns out people aren't as smart as you think and they kept thinking I drink and play at the same time all the time. So never mind about that.
Whenever I get random, you're right I'm probably drunk. If you don't like ice cream, you're retarded. Oh look! Bubbles!

I know it says date in asia and stuff but I'm not really looking for a date, if you want a friend to hang out with though that might be cool :] hmu x

And I don't have yahoo or a BB pin, quit asking. I repeat, I DON'T HAVE YAHOO OR A BB PIN, DON'T ASK.
If you do that means you didn't read my profile first and I wouldn't even bother replying then :s either that or I'd just insult the shit out of you, and you don't want that. But either way, I will NOT continue talking to you.

I'm sorry if this sounds rude but hey, I can be sometimes, once you message me and I don't answer, get the hint and quit messaging over and over again. I said that in the nicest way possible ^.^ cheers x
PUPPPPIESSSS!! except for chihuahuas..hairless rats..
And yeah I'm actually the girl in the picture.
And I'm actually quite nice.. unless you have no dp which means I can't trust you, or you seem like an old pervert who's hitting on teenagers...nah I'm just joking. Emphasize the word "seem" like I know not all of you would be like that but.. yeah. I'll be nice ^.^ as long as you promise not to ask for my yahoo or BB pin cause I don't have any of those so.. be more attentive yeah?

P.s. turns out it's fun dropping random comments on this site

Hello perverts! nah I'm just kidding, maybe not.. or maybe I'm just drunk.. wait that's gotta be it. ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!
No that wasn't it.. oh yeah, buh bye
Btw my name is Chris :3